Well here we are boys on an infamous beat
Observing the joys of an infamous street
Attend to your poise and forget your flat feet
'Cos here we are boys, here we are boys

It's easy to see when a making arrest
Just take it from me that a bobby knows best
Whose going to be her majestoes guest
It's easy to see, it's easy to see

And when your testifying in the law courts
Stop thinking you promotions very near
His honour will be prying into your faults
Address unto him loud and clear
He can hear

Proceeding in a westerly direction (direction)
Saw a lady imputuning in the street (in the street)
After giving her a cursory inspection (inspection)
Saying nothing I continued on my beat

G'night dearie, g'night honey
Do you need any company
You feel weary, you got money
The best things in life ain't free

G'night darling, g'night sailor
You feel fit for fun
G'night dearie, g'night honey
G'night everyone

Proceeding with the usual procedure (procedure)
In the act, sir, is where they should be caught (should be caught)
But your honour, it's a merry dance they lead ya (they lead ya)
It was busy and the time was getting short

G'night dearie, g'night honey
Do you need any company
You feel weary, you got money
The best things in life ain't free

G'night darling, g'night sailor
You feel fit for fun
G'night dearie, g'night honey
G'night everyone

Continuing the afore said line of action (of action)
I discovered the defendant's in the act (in the act)
When I booked them they denied a cash transcation (transcation)
And informed me they were friends in point of fact

G'night dearie, g'night honey
Do you need any company
You feel weary, you got money
The best things in life ain't free

G'night darling, g'night sailor
You feel fit for fun
G'night dearie, g'night honey
G'night everyone

Upon seeing that authority is thwarted (is thwarted)
By imporper recognition of the law (of the law)
Well I only thought it ought to be reported (reported)
How a copper has to recognise that

G'night dearie, g'night honey
Do you need any company
You feel weary, you got money
The best things in life ain't free

G'night darling, g'night sailor
You feel fit for fun
G'night dearie, g'night honey
G'night everyone

Move along now please.


